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PERFECTION CHALLENGED

An alpha empath, Danyael Sabre has survived abominations and super soldiers, terrorists and assassins, but he cannot survive his failing body. He wants only to live out his final days in peace, but life and the woman he loves, the assassin Zara Itani, have other plans for him. Galahad, the perfect human being created by Pioneer Labs, is branded an international threat, and Danyael is appointed his jury, judge, and executioner. Danyael alone believes that Galahad can be the salvation that the world needs, but is the empath blinded by the fact that Galahad shares his genes, and the hope that there is something of him in Galahad? In a desperate race against time and his own dying body, Danyael struggles to find fragments of good in the perfect human being, and comes to the wrenching realization that his greatest battle will be a battle for the heart of the man who hates him.

HI EVERYONE! I’ve just published a new short story on Amazon called The Tallest Man In The World and here is the slightly cheeky, but accurate cover for it:

Here’s a brief description of the story:

Sean Hummer, at a height of 5.4m (17ft) is the tallest man in the world and the greatest giraffe impersonator to ever live. When three perverted photographers intrude into his backyard, he retaliates by setting out on a dangerous payback mission. His thirst for revenge leads him to a disturbing and startling secret about himself, and the leaders who run this world.

The Tallest Man In The World is a wild ride that will shock readers and make them laugh till their guts hurt. It’s a one-of-a-kind story that will be hard to erase from the memory banks once it’s been read.

How this story began
I gave birth to this strange story in a Scriptwriting class early last year. My brilliant teacher, Michael Kitson, gave the class an exercise where students had to randomly generate a character, location, setting, etc., and thereby create a plot for a short film script. It was a great exercise and sent my mind racing with numerous possibilities. I can’t recall how the character of Sean Hummer and his giant penis came about — it must’ve escaped my subconscious.

Notes on the cover
I designed the cover myself. I tried to capture the height of the protagonist and also the length of that thing in his nether regions. Sometime before the end of this year, I’ll redesign the cover with added ‘oomph’. When the reader looks at it, they‘ll think: ‘WOW, I must read this because my mind is having a braingasm right now. Must buy it NOW!‘.

That’s all for now you lovely, lovely readers.